GO Moonbase #10: Hal votes for his favorite contestant on Galactic Idol.
Author Archives: Simon Fraser
Human Game Shows
A staple of human culture since the early 20th Century (Gregorian calendar), game shows have continued to thrive in popularity due to the unrelenting fact that, generally speaking, humans like to be rewarded for their triviality. Also known as quiz shows, sporting events and reality TV, they provide a means to direct the human race’s mob mentality so as to avoid addressing real-world issues. But they have also served to avert global conflagrations.
In 2370, a brutal war between clashing factions in the Middle East seemed unavoidable. However, in a stroke of robotic genius, the Council for a New Tomorrow ruled that rightful land claims would be decided by way of the game show “Spot The Whore!”. Contestant Pepe Al-Amino single-handedly prevented the war by correctly answering, “the lady in the painted face.”
Some of the most popular game shows ever have included “Le Prix, C’est Vraiment!”, “Two Men Enter – One Woman Leaves” and “If You Can Stick Your Finger In It, It’s Yours”.
Perennial Sunshine
In 2177, human error led to a gravitational density overflow on the moon which caused a shift in the lunar rotational axis. Consequently, the lunar polar regions, previously having endured near-perennial sunshine, only saw approximately ten seconds of near-darkness every deci-cycle. The most significant effect that perennial sunshine has on these regions is an increase in solar radiation.
As a result, these areas are constantly observed and their solar radiation levels tested by both manned and automated environmental sensor outposts. Manned E.S.O.’s are self-sustaining single-person habitats lowered several feet into the ground and covered by a reflective fly.
While well-protected from solar radiation, humans in these regions do endure some side effects as a result of the perennial sunshine, including a hardening of the epidermal layer, a loss of REM sleep, a degradation of motor skills and the frequent but inappropriate use of the word “dude” in conversation.
Technobabbylon
GO Moonbase #9: Hal asks a favor of his moon boss.
Shipping and Miss Handling
GO Moonbase #8: Hal logs a journal entry about the cost of lunar-terran shipping.