Wanted: Major Tom

The Robotic Bureau of Investigation is offering a 500,000 credit reward for the apprehension of Major Thomas Morrow, a.k.a. Major Tom. Major Tom is wanted for crimes against robotics, including but not limited to treason, murder (256 counts), arson (10 counts), extortion, credit laundering and conspiracy to promote alternative lifestyles.

Major Tom was last seen escaping from a high-security penitentiary near the south pole of the Moon in a stolen F-class shuttle, call sign GOF-1835. He is to be considered armed and extremely dangerous. All persons harboring or secreting Major Tom or aiding or assisting in his concealment or escape will be treated as accomplices in his crimes and shall be subject to trial.

All good citizens are exhorted to aid public justice on this occasion. Every human should consider their own conscience charged with this solemn duty and rest neither night nor day until it is accomplished. If you have any information concerning this person, please contact your local RBI office.

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