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	<title>Simon Fraser (IV)</title>
	<link>http://sifr4.com/blog</link>
	<description>warm words from a hot head</description>
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		<title>Phone Call to an Ex-girlfriend</title>
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		<link>http://sifr4.com/blog/2010/02/23/phone-call-to-an-ex-girlfriend/</link>
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		<title>Bot Bless America</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I just saw one bot on Twitter following another bot on Twitter.
Life is good.
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		<link>http://sifr4.com/blog/2010/02/11/bot-bless-america/</link>
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		<title>All Dogs Go To Paris</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This morning I received the best unsolicited commercial email I&#8217;ve ever received. The first great thing about was that it was addressed to me. These people found me and sent this email to me specifically.
I&#8217;m checking to see if you have any upcoming travel plans for which you were considering chartering a private jet.
Okay, can [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sifr4.com/blog/2010/02/11/all-dogs-go-to-paris/</link>
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		<title>Rule #1</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When in doubt, shut up and listen.
Listen to whatever it is.
Then go.
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		<link>http://sifr4.com/blog/2010/02/04/rule-1/</link>
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		<title>Renewing your contract in the next election</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a letter I just emailed to my MP. If you think that you could use all or some of this to convince your MP to do what they were hired to do, please take all or some of it&#8230;
Hello Olivia,
I don&#8217;t believe we&#8217;ve met but I am one of the people who hired you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sifr4.com/blog/2010/01/08/renewing-your-contract-in-the-next-election/</link>
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		<title>Daily activities</title>
		<description><![CDATA[#1. direct an audience&#8217;s emotional reaction in various forms of media.
#2. attach artistic merit to #1.
#3. sell #2.
#4. attempt to not get screwed by #3.
#5. rinse and repeat.
addendum:
#6. pick up dog poo.
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		<link>http://sifr4.com/blog/2009/12/15/daily-activities/</link>
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		<title>I Got We Got That B-Roll</title>
		<description><![CDATA[To anyone who ever wonders what&#8217;s the point of the Internet &#8230;
Pete Hill is a friend of mine on Facebook, and real life too.  On December 6th, Pete posted a link in his Facebook status to a video on YouTube called &#8220;We Got That B-Roll&#8221;.  It had already received 5000 views at the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sifr4.com/blog/2009/12/11/i-got-we-got-that-b-roll/</link>
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		<title>10 Reasons Why I Will Not Attend Your Event</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Please mind the subtext.

I will not attend your event because you have given me no indication of what your event actually is.  You have used a title for your event that contains no keywords.  It is so cool that it no longer has any meaning.  Furthermore, you have advertised ten to fifteen [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sifr4.com/blog/2009/12/06/10-reasons-why-i-will-not-attend-your-event/</link>
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		<title>Guerrillas vs. Juntas</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Guerrillas cause excessive chaos.
Juntas cause excessive order.
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		<link>http://sifr4.com/blog/2009/12/01/guerrillas-vs-juntas/</link>
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		<title>Get Ripped Soon</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The ad in the left column said &#8220;Get Ripped Soon&#8221;. There were before and after shots.
The guy in the after shot was indeed ripped, but he had a terribly ugly face. And not just surface ugly, ugly behind the eyes.
And I thought, hmm, not really what I aspire to.
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		<link>http://sifr4.com/blog/2009/11/22/get-ripped-soon/</link>
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